Why mobile phones should come with a breathalyser!

You are probably all wondering out there in wiki world pete wtf are you doing typing this post at 7.40 am on a Sunday morning!!!
My beautiful ex wife awoke me at 6.50 a.m this morning with a telephone call, she is running the London marathon today.So really it was a case of I'm up everybody else should be up!!!
Or so I thought!!!!
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Anyway, imagine some wavy lines and I will shift you back in time to midnight last night to set the seen!!
I had finally got the little haways to bed at about 11 pm last night,the manicles and gags were doing a great job of keeping them secured to the bed and quiet,after which I decided to phone my galfriend.After a hard day of serfdom attending to the little haways every demand I opened up a bottle of wine settled back and had a slurp and a really nice adult conversation.Well as adult as I can manage with my mental age of 8 anyways ;)And not adult,adult like phone sex btw.Just not about Hannah Montanah and South Park and I want I want is more what I meant lol.Actually,I think the kids deal with my demands very well;)
Eventually about 2 am was turning in for the night the bottle of cava was by now no more and being a bit happy and content with the world typed out a text to my gal with my declaration of undying love all very romantic.
Unfortunately,the last phone call to my mobile had been my ex missus trying to get the kids to watch her in the London marathon,she had totally bypassed me btw and the kids had told her they'd prefer to stay with me hehe good little haways lol.
Anyway,as the ex misus was the last call registered some how I managed to fall asleep due to the affects of the said bottle of wine and somehow the phone dialled the ex misus and left all my text declaration of love as a voice message on the ex missus's mobile!!!!!!DOH!!!!!!
Which I was duely informed of at 7 am this morning.
OMFG!!!!!!
Does this only sort of thing only happen in Haway land????

p.s.Does anyone know where you hit the wall in the marathon coz i'd really like to take the kids to watch it there today

All the best
Pete xxxx

You wanna hear the voice mail message you left me , jezz am shocked

That's a great laugh to start the day with Haway! Well done for being brave enough to post it.

Hahaha! Oh dear god... lol

Haway,

Oh dear:laugh:

Maybe you should be arranging for a babysitter for yourself? At least then if someone was looking after you, they could stop you from making the best mistake in the world.... texting declarations of undying love to your ex when your drunk.

Love you mate,

Kimmi xxx:laugh:

Oooops:blink: Haway only you m'finks hunnie xx

p.s. As a bit of a gadget freek I am loving this pbone that converts a text to a voice mail message... so was this declaration of love delievered in a voice like that of say Stephen Hawkin or sat nav man ???? cool where do you get one ???

Ooooooooops Pete

I'll send you my number, could do with a few delcarations of undying love