fun - stupid things an stbx can say

ALL very funny

I told him I knew he had been in a relationship with OW for over 5 years...since I found phone records with her number everytime I left the house....

he said "I was helping her with her marriage problems" - By causing the problems in ours?

Now 'he says "We stopped back then but have reconnected in April this year" - He left me in March day after 23 wedding anniversary....But there has been many phone calls taken outside or text messages hidden.....

All so he can justify that we are better friends if we dont live together!

I don't need that type of friend thanks!

Tell me more...please...

"you only had an affair to get back at me because I had one"

When sitting in the pub telling ex that I was divorcing him on the grounds of adultery he came out with this corker...

"I think it's awfully unfair of you to drag (insert OW's name) into this... she hasn't done anything wrong!"

my reply

"I am not planning on 'dragging' her into this!! I never wanted that (insert your own expletive) woman to be a part of my marriage, I will be (more expletives) before I let her be a part of my divorce too"....

his reply

"You're taking this very personally"

my reply

"Don't worry dear, I have no wish to f**k up her life, and upset her husband and child... I think it's enough that she f**cked up mine don't you?"

his reply

"well she is only a friend"......

Yes... a friend!!! A friend that you send texts to about snuggling up on a Sunday morning in MY bed after making love.... oh.... and he reminded her to bring her walking shoes next time so they could take my dog for a walk too *sigh*

Never mind, one day I might tell him that I knew everything

in the first couple of days I had two telephone conversations with the OW where I told her exactly what I thought of her. Couple of weeks after that he wouldn't respond to my phone calls regarding legal matters so I ended up having a text war with her too where I stated the facts and she obviously went whinging to him. He then had the cheek to ring my niece to complain saying that I had to stop contacting her as it was nothing to do with her and she was not involved in anyway. Duh, he moved in with her nine days after she contacted him on facebook!! Who else was involved in their affair then? Humpty Dumpty? (mind you she looks like Humpty Dumpty) She really could do with losing some weight!! Sorry I know that's nasty but I'm insulted that he's chosen someone like that over me.

My Ex said "we will always be friends and dance at our sons wedding" i suppose i would have if i never found out about her and my brother in law.

He didn't choose, he was desperate.

Mine 'chose' someone overweight too. I really need to tell her he
'really doesn't like fat women'.

After all he said over the years....

"Now that you have found out I can never come back to you"

......YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THERE!!!