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paulm620
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13 Oct 10 #229242 by paulm620

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Nurses Do Not Laugh...

"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Bob declared.

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years
I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Bob said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't
have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to
the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor
as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what
seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied.

Things went downhill from there...

landoffairies
Platinum Member

13 Oct 10 #229255 by landoffairies

Reply from landoffairies

hahahahahahah....

very funny...keep them coming......

Nota
Elite Member

13 Oct 10 #229269 by Nota

Reply from Nota

PMSL:laugh:

Oh dear, ahem - poor Bob!

More please:)

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