Best ever quotes

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.


Groucho Marx

Never Apologise for showing feeling. when you do so you apologise for truth.


Benjamin Disraeli

Jay: Its better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Kay: Try it

Men in Black (and others)

Confused, but smiling

"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value"

Albert Einstein

"Its better to have loved and lost, than live with the psycho bastard for the rest of your life".

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Nice one Bevs!

Johnny Carson:
“The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money"
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After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client.

"Mrs. LaMay, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you."

"Fair to both?!" exploded Mrs. LaMay.

"I could have done that myself. What do you think I hired a lawyer for?" (tsk tsk)!
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Anonymous:
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
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Joan Rivers:
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.
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Anonymous:
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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Albert Einstein:
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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Diplomacy: the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that he looks forward to the trip.
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2 of my faves:
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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One for the chaps:
Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn.