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WIKI LONDON - KISSING RAFFLE

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25 Aug 08 #42843 by fish6
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YA i thought you were a mate but now your just being shellfish, what with you and bux ganging up on me lol
fortunatly im very resourceful and will tuck an emergency ladder (he he !!) in my luggage for the window lol!!!

:dry: :laugh: :laugh:

and bux u got a harem???? didnt know u were a middle eastern sheik !!!!!! u will be coverd in the women wanting your money lol ????

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25 Aug 08 #42855 by Young again
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Hi Fish!

How elver you look at it, of cod we are mates! But I want to save you from yourself, if you mussel in on Bux's harem, he's as likely as a camel to get the hump.

Buxton hasn't been too clear about whether he owns a harem or works in it. It is possible that he has the necessary qualification to work in a harem, I do not know, but I do know that he has an egg-timer.

(((((Fish)))))

YA

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25 Aug 08 #42874 by buxtonman
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Well, I am considering putting my egg timer into the auction. I may have to get a different one that lasts longer than 3 minutes. For some reason, the 'babes' are rebelling against this.


Andy

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25 Aug 08 #42912 by dawn1
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the question now arises, is bux a enuch?
the 3 min egg timer might be used for the back and foot massages bux offers to the ladies of the harem and that is why he needs the sheets changing so often, due to baby oil spillage.
ladies of the harem, confirmation is required to allay our fears.

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25 Aug 08 #42918 by Daisy049
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guys..

i for one do not do it by an egg timer....

:P

so will not be bidding for that...

as for the foot massages etc, I think Buxton has cheated me out of that as I have never recd a massage from him

:angry:

Daisy

xxx

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25 Aug 08 #42919 by spooky
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In this virtual world Buxtonman can be whatever you choose him to be. In my virtual world Buxtonman is all man and his egg timer lasts for more than 3 minutes!!!

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25 Aug 08 #42923 by buxtonman
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Aaah Spooky.

You have seen the light:)

Andy

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