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05 Mar 10 #190294 by MontyPython
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Oh stop, my STBX has just been on his computer with a large can of peas and carrots searching the internet "how to cook". I kid you not.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I decided recently not to do any of HIS household chores as we are separated and it's not in the rules. I rubbed the words "MUG" off my forehead while stopping myself from ironing his shirts (I actually enjoy ironing accompanied by a glass of wine!)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
After the troubles I have had this week this tiny action of his has my insides in fits of laughter. He is being stubborn by not asking me a simple question, ha ha.
What has you Ex done to make you laugh when you know you really shouldn't?
Supercali xx

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06 Mar 10 #190381 by .Charles
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Did the results page show a tin opener?

Charles

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06 Mar 10 #190389 by hawaythelads
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I could get my mum to send him some lard sandwiches???;)

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06 Mar 10 #190390 by mike62
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Haway,
You've not been eating that Northern grub again have you? Now you know that just won't do your 'adonis' like figure any favours :D

Supercali,
My ex made Imelda Marcos look positively frugal. On the day she was moving out, she cherry picked whatever furniture, accessories and domestic items she wanted whilst I was out at work and then came back later. I asked her what she planned to do with the SEVEN double wardrobes full of her clothes that remained untouched.

'What, you expect me to take all my clothes too?'

Is it me? :ohmy:

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06 Mar 10 #190402 by MontyPython
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Oh you guys make me laugh!!:laugh:
Today he has taken the joint finance files, he says he will copy them and return them in a few days. And he has fixed the lock on his bedroom door. Also today he has stopped me using his car (even though he won't stop the payments out of the joint account) and he is currently loading up HIS car with the vegetables he grew last year...squashes, onions, potatoes etc....I assume to stop me eatting them!:laugh:
But seriously he is being petty now. I am searching for a local lawyer to find out my rights on possessions and asked the bank manager for a meeting to close the joint account as a matter of urgency.
And when he takes his veggies for a drive, I will be taking the whiskey bottles that I bought.
Argggghhhhhhhh:S Supercali xx

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06 Mar 10 #190404 by hawaythelads
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it's nice that he is making new friends though hun and takin them on a little drive ;)

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06 Mar 10 #190412 by dukey
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Hiya sc, this could be a bridge to far but when you speak to the new lawyer ask if the removal of marital vegetables is covered under the dissipation of marital assets under section 37 mca 1973,

I think i just made a lawyer joke shoot me shoot me now don`t think just do it........

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