Stupid things an Ex will do

I have to laugh otherwise I think I'd cry.

My ex left me last year on my birthday on the pretence that it was all my fault. Cut along story short he's a closet gay and fantasises about policemen in uniform.

I've just received his form E and there on his cc statement was 2 items for Match.com and some other obscure site over £250 since he moved out in Sept 08. (He's £4k in debt to his parents),
out of curiosity I logged on and found that he has posted himself as looking for a woman 30-45 (he's put himself down as 44 when he's 45 - first lie), that he wants public displays of affection from them (which he hates) Body piercings (which he hates) and and THRILLS (whatever that means - 3 somes perhaps with said policeman).

It was only a few weeks ago I found he had another similar webpage but for the gay community.

On the one hand I do want to laugh and think he is such a plonker and then on the other find it quite sad he cannot be truthful with himself and that he also hasn't given himself time to get himself out of this relationship first before embarking on another totally pointless one with a woman.

It will end in tears but thankfully not mine!

i could think of all sorts of jokes about truncheons!

next time you see him
get a portable player..
and insist that you go outside to talk
meanwhile playing the following song/video!

shropshirelass wrote:

It will end in tears but thankfully not mine!

I love that!!!!! LOL - thanks shropshirelass

You should see the load of blag my stbx has put on match.com, if I didn't know the truth I'd think he was a real good catch.

My mates and I check out his profile every now and then for a laugh (daft bugger even told me he'd joined up and what his user id is !!!).

After I asked for a divorce my STBX set up a wikivorce profile. He got some sympathy from a few with his lies of how he still loved me (uses/controls/bullies me), how I had an affair (didn't) and how we had 2 daughters (2 sons).
I had to delete my blogs and change my username and sometimes I check if he has logged in under the same username, but there is nothing to stop him setting up another.
He can't stop the divorce and slowly he will realised this and move on with is life.
Supercali xx

Got my STBX with a great one today.
He didn't come home last night, spent it with the OW. While I was making supper I noticed he had fallen asleep in the chair "She's taken it all out of you, doesn't she know how old you are" I said.
Classic, I felt great after it.
Donelovin