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16 Feb 10 #185962 by DancingButterfly
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If it makes you men feel any better, us ladies sometimes find it a bit tricky too.

I read today that a high percentage of women would consider having surgery to increase sensation in their G-spot - even if they didn't know where it is!!!

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16 Feb 10 #185965 by wazo
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Haway.. glows purple?? has said E.Z. of yours been hit with a hammer per chance???

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16 Feb 10 #185968 by hawaythelads
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It looks like it does to me when the light of me disco ball reflects on my mirrored ceiling!!!;)

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16 Feb 10 #185971 by wazo
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"ET phone home" springs to mind haway :silly: glad you cleared that one up.. still none the wiser mind whats that got to do with golf balls???

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16 Feb 10 #185973 by hawaythelads
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The ex harridan did take a golf club to it once does that count as a connection??? ;)

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16 Feb 10 #185974 by wazo
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did she shout "fore" whilst taking a swing .. and did you stick around for the word "play"???

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16 Feb 10 #185983 by lovelorn_maiden
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Haway,:) you do make me laugh.... first you enlightened us about your neon green borat style mankini:huh: .....now you talking bout your mirrorred ceiling and disco ball:woohoo: ? Mrs Haway is certainly a lucky lady!;)

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