Best Blonde joke ever??

A blonde takes her car to be repaired, the mechanic fixes it in 2 mins.
He says, It's nothing serious love, just shit in the air filter.
Oh, she says, How often do I have to do that?

(from a blonde)

Two blonds living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one says to the other "which do you think is further away...Florida or the Moon??"

The other blond turns and says "Hellllooooooooooo, do you see Florida???????"


There a blond out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blond on the opposite bank
"yoo hoo" she shouts "How do I get to the other side??"

The second blond looks up and down the river and shoults back "you ARE on the other side"

What have I started here?

The Blonde in the casino.

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and Yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."



MORAL OF THE STORY –



Not all Irish are stupid and not all Blondes are Dumb,..

But all Men are Men.