How to break the ice

Anyone got any special one-lines?.......

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

Dont think this will get you anywhere but,,,,


you look like a wart.

but your really starting to grow on me!

(Nope, can't see that working at all)

I was just wondering, are you as good as all the other blokes say you are?

and

Does this rag smell of Chloroform?

Ok just you and me then Alive !!

Do you eat kellogs frosties ......?

coz ur bringin out the tiger in meee gggrr

(Woooo, take it easy now)

Do you know that I can lick my own eyebrows?

I once told a bird in Sinatraswho had exceedingly curly permed hair and actually looked like Grotbags outta Rod Hull and Emu Pink windmill show.
i leant over and whispered in her ear "I love that smell"
She answered "Oh what my perfume?"
I replied "No perming solution!"
At which point she slapped me and told me to feck off!
I always did have a way with the women!
No wonder I'm on here lol
all the best
Pete xx

Well, this has put a smile on my face (which was looking like a slapped ar*e this morning since I just separated.

Thanks guys!