Why does the phone always ring when ur in the bath

Given to me by my mum yesterday. Cut out of a magazine. I do not know which one but is by a lady called Wilfred Vaill, who may sue me for copyright if I claim it as my own.

LAUGHTER

Laughter is our safety valve
For all lifes stress and strain.
It lets us take well earned time off
From all lifes stress and pain.

You can take pills and potions
And therapy by the mile.
But there is no better remedy
Than a genuine happy smile.

You'll find a smiles reciprocal
With all those that you meet.
You give out strong good feelings
As you stroll along the street.

Next time you're on a downwards slant
And things don't go your way,
Just 'flip your switch' to positive
Let laughter have its say.

When you find yourself with others
Who would frown upon your smile,
Just shrug, act dumb, and wait awhile
Let them walk 'The Green Mile'.

If you find that you are hated
For race, religion or glee,
Do not feel guilt for your own birth
Say 'good for you', try being ME!

Thanks for that (((((((fade))))))

Elle x