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What Super Divorcee Powers do you have?
22 May 09 #118303
by hawaythelads
Topic started by hawaythelads
I have realised that my life is actually a figment of Stan lee's imagination for marvel comics.
In it the superhero Hawaythelads special powers able to ride a bike slower than a 12 year old gal,leap tall kerbs in one bound,and magically navigate himself to his bed when drunk with no recollection of it whatsoever has the arch nemesis "Screaming bonkers psycho harridan"
Who surreptitiously hatched a cunning plan to marry Haway have an heir and a spare use her superpowers ( constant supernagging and superbitching) for 13 years then sleep with another bloke and bag all Haway's money!Leaving him destitute
In true hero styly though Haway has risen again from his park bench and shopping trolley and meths drinking and now screaming mad harridan is monloguing once more "Drat that Hawayness!"
Unfortunately she still knows the location of my secret hideout as we still have the mini supers!!!
All the best
Pete
In it the superhero Hawaythelads special powers able to ride a bike slower than a 12 year old gal,leap tall kerbs in one bound,and magically navigate himself to his bed when drunk with no recollection of it whatsoever has the arch nemesis "Screaming bonkers psycho harridan"
Who surreptitiously hatched a cunning plan to marry Haway have an heir and a spare use her superpowers ( constant supernagging and superbitching) for 13 years then sleep with another bloke and bag all Haway's money!Leaving him destitute
In true hero styly though Haway has risen again from his park bench and shopping trolley and meths drinking and now screaming mad harridan is monloguing once more "Drat that Hawayness!"
Unfortunately she still knows the location of my secret hideout as we still have the mini supers!!!
All the best
Pete
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