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What Super Divorcee Powers do you have?

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22 May 09 #118303 by hawaythelads
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I have realised that my life is actually a figment of Stan lee's imagination for marvel comics.
In it the superhero Hawaythelads special powers able to ride a bike slower than a 12 year old gal,leap tall kerbs in one bound,and magically navigate himself to his bed when drunk with no recollection of it whatsoever has the arch nemesis "Screaming bonkers psycho harridan"
Who surreptitiously hatched a cunning plan to marry Haway have an heir and a spare use her superpowers ( constant supernagging and superbitching) for 13 years then sleep with another bloke and bag all Haway's money!Leaving him destitute
In true hero styly though Haway has risen again from his park bench and shopping trolley and meths drinking and now screaming mad harridan is monloguing once more "Drat that Hawayness!"
Unfortunately she still knows the location of my secret hideout as we still have the mini supers!!!
All the best
Pete ;)

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22 May 09 #118335 by Kimmi
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I would really like to live day to day the way you do honey. But I can't!!! I don't have super powers,

I'm afraid the evil troll stole all mine and I'm living on the kindness of the fairies that live in the forest. Still, it's not a bad life, the food is a bit bland but I love living in a world of sparkles and fairy dust.

Anyway, must dash, off down the Gnomes Arms with the Fairy Queen to get tiddly pished and playful.

Love ya

xxxx

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