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22 Jan 10 #178953 by hawaythelads
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Paddy and Murphy turn up to the building site nursing tremendous hangovers.
Paddy says to Murphy I'm gonna have the day off.
Murphy"To be sure this gaffer will never let you he's a right fecker"
With this Paddy climbs 30 ft up the scaffold hangs his legs over the bar head down towards the ground and starts shouting at the top of his voice
"i'm a lightbulb i'm a lightbulb"
The gaffer seeing the commotion shouts up to Paddy
"Paddy go home your mental!!!!"
As Paddy descends the scaffold Murphy turns and picks up his tools and makes to the site exit
"where the feck do you think you're going Murphy???"the gaffer bellows.
"Begorrah to be sure!!Home!!! I can't work in the dark now can I???"

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