made me chuckle

Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?

A: Because when they come, they're
wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and car with them



/runs away very quickly

Ok , one for the girls .......

How do you know Santa is a man?

1 He turns up late
2 he drinks your booze
3 he empties his sack
4 He only comes once
5 Hes gone before you wake up

That has confirmed my suspicions that I am not in fact Santa...

Only 2 and 5 apply

hilarious....thanx...enjoyed those!

A few of my favourites:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated





HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse.




SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.





WEB PAGES:
Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.





TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.






HAMMERS: Male.... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying

Thanks, first laugh I've had in days!

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?

(Okay, it's not PC but still funny)

C