In the spirit of Christmas lol

I was bored.... hope my version makes you smile

While I watched
The TV that night
My World all safe and sound
The b*stard that I married
Was shagging all round town
Was shagging all round town

"Fear not," he said,
For mighty dread
Had seized my troubled mind
"The lipstick upon my collar is
a joke you will find,
a joke you will find."

"To you in your dressing
gown this day
I say Everything is fine
The secret texts that I am sending
is the first sign
is the first sign."

"The heavenly Babe
In the pub I did find
To human view displayed
And meanly wrapped
In Nothing much
And with me she laid
And with me she laid."

Thus spake my solicitor
And forthwith
Appeared, a shining form
Of application to divorce his sorry ass
He’ll wish he was never born
He’ll wish he was never born

"All glory be to
the judge on high
And to my life be peace;
Spousal maintenance henceforth
From husband to wife
Begin and never cease
Begin and never cease!"

I'm reading my own post again and can't stop laughing..... oh dear xxx

Fab Kimmi

Hoping you have a good christmas xx

Nice one Kimmi ... aw ra best to you bonnie lass may 2010 be your year.

E

Funny, Kimmi!

And, ya, Pip, I agree about the humour in divorce. It's one of the most painful things, but I can't begin to tell anyone how much I've actually laughed through this whole thing, mostly at his stupid behaviour! I guess you probably have to be in the situation to get the humour?!