brad and angie breaking up

So wow, there you go ladies and gents, two of the beautiful people are on the market again...

If Angelina Jolie came up to me saying Hello big boy.I want you so much lets make Love.
I'd say "Oi Angela No" you may look great in that silver latex jumpsuit in Tomb raider,but you come around here wanting a vial of my blood like Ol Billy Bobs and you steal Brad off Jennifer and turn him into a right minger and you think you're going to do the same to me.NO!!!get away from me you John voight looky likey rubber lipped temptress and take bloody Kylie with ya!!!!

...so you refer to yourself as 'big boy'?....the bit about Angie turning Brad into a right minger gave me a good chuckle!

It's a joke!!
Not to be taken literally,bit of artistic licence an all that
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I liked the minger bit as well, Thanks Pete - good laugh!

Did find it satisfying in a perverse sort of way that they packed it in though, considering how they got together, but do feel sorry for the kids. Seems these celebrities change their partners as often as they change their thongs. Sometimes I wonder if some of those kids even know who their parents actually are.

GTU

Sorry, not a fan of those two, I preferred Brad and Jennifer, they were sweet. Angelina just seems so much like a real Vampire. No I'm not jealous, just goes to show that money doesn't buy you happiness and LOVE
Look at Madonna (american wild child) and dear sweetie Guy Richie, they managed their divorce with dignity. Why wash your clothes in public, ooppphs my mother was talking then.
Not one this planet those two, feel sorry for the kids, hope they don't grow up too screwwed up in life like other celebrity children.
Good job us mortals have some decorum, ha ha!
Supercali xx