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18 May 10 #204551 by MontyPython
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Wife asks husband,
"How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies,
"Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake."

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18 May 10 #204553 by ldg
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Fantastic, Super. I am so glad you have retained your sense of humour x

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18 May 10 #204584 by MontyPython
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Idg, if I don't retain the humour, I fall.
That won't be good.
Supercali xx

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18 May 10 #204587 by ldg
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You won't fall, you are too strong now. Keep being positive, you have come a long way.

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