Roy's winky

Roy decided to propose to Sandy. Prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Roy that she suffered a disease that left her body totally hairless. She always wore a hairpiece, and was embarrassed she’d not told him sooner.

He said that was OK because he loved her soooo much. However, Roy felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.
Roy looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'

She said, 'Yes Roy! I love you, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.'

Sandy and Roy got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Roy whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another.

As Sandy put her hands in Roy's pants, she began to scream and ran out of
the room! Roy ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'

'Yes, it is ... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long

I knew that was comming. V good haha C.