The UK's largest and most visited divorce site.
Modern, convenient and affordable services.
We've helped over 1 million people since 2007.

Click this button for details of our

email, phone nbr and free consultations.

How To Contact Us

Best ever quotes

BRM
Elite Member

10 Nov 08 #63995 by BRM

Reply from BRM

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't pick your friends nose!

The Raiven
Junior Member

10 Nov 08 #64051 by The Raiven

Reply from The Raiven

Fiona: Groucho Marx. Cool. Thanks for correcting

rasher
Platinum Member

10 Nov 08 #64091 by rasher

Reply from rasher

Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and only half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am. Rebecca Richards

GeJay
Platinum Member

10 Nov 08 #64096 by GeJay

Reply from GeJay

Some one once said to Oscar Wilde, after him comming out with a classic one liner, " I wish I'd said that", Oscar replied, " Don't worry, you will"

Alive_in_the_water
User is blocked

13 Nov 08 #65061 by Alive_in_the_water

Reply from Alive_in_the_water

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

---Socrates (att)

ssoria
Platinum Member

13 Nov 08 #65068 by ssoria

Reply from ssoria

A couple were getting divorced. They had three children. The wife said I want equal share. The husband replied then we will have to divorce next year:blush:

SadEyes
Platinum Member

13 Nov 08 #65073 by SadEyes

Reply from SadEyes

A personal one I'm afraid from some friends of friends 17 years ago

"are you sure you want to go out with him, he's a nutter". Umm never a truer word.

Lol!!!

SadEyes

Moderators: wikivorce team, rubytuesday, dukey, hadenoughnow, Tets, Shezi, Linda Sheridan, Forseti, Mitchum, WhiteRose, Lostboy67, WYSPECIAL, Bubblegum11

Do you need help sorting out a fair financial settlement?

Our consultant service offers expert advice and support to help you reach agreement on a fair financial settlement quickly, and for less than a quarter of the cost of using a traditional high street solicitor.