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07 Nov 08 #63489 by robmcd
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Please post your best quotes here. I'll start the ball rolling:

"Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt"

-various

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07 Nov 08 #63495 by Ninjas have more fun!
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It's not how old you feel that matters. It's how old the person is that your feeling that counts

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07 Nov 08 #63498 by Ninjas have more fun!
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"Sir, you are quite drunk"
"Madame, you are quite ugly, however I shall be sober in the Morning"

Winston Churchill

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07 Nov 08 #63504 by Zara2009
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Sam Keen
You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

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07 Nov 08 #63505 by Young again
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First MP, "You sir, will die either on the gallows or the pox!"

Second MP replying, "That depends sir on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress!"

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08 Nov 08 #63508 by Zara2009
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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)

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08 Nov 08 #63529 by Fiona
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Another Robin William's one;

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
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and Winston Churchill;

Lady Astor : "If you were my husband Winston, I'd poison your drink."

Winston Churchill : "If i were your husband, Nancy, I'd drink it"
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