Best ever quotes

A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.

~Cardinal Mermillod

A father is he who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take

~Elle

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two

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The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up.

The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now.

They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything. ~Dave Barry

And that was written by a man!!!

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Old age and deceit will always beat youth and enthusiasm.

Life ain't a rehearsal.

Nil carborundum (Latin for 'don't let the bastards grind you down').

Amor vincit omnia (love conquers all - as long as your spouse doesn't find out)

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
Abraham Lincoln

Dont walk in front of me, I may not follow; dont walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend.
Albert Camus

Sucess is your ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiam.
Sir Winston Churchill

Never look down on anybody, unless you are helping them up.
Jesse Jackson

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."

Not sure who said this, but never a truer word etc.!

And just one more:

To be is to do"-Socrates;
"To do is to be"-Sartre;
"Do Be Do Be Do"-Sinatra;
"Scooby Dooby Do"-Scooby Do;
"Yaba Daba Doo!"-Fred Flintstone