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	farmyard humour Paddy says to his mate "look at that flock of cows over there". His mate says "HERD of cows" Paddy says "of course I' ... 28 Oct 10, by stukadivebomber Latest 30 Oct 10 by stukadivebomber	Replies:2 :463	Latest by stukadivebomber 30 Oct 10
	Tarzan and Jayne When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, And during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? 'Tarzan n ... 26 Oct 10, by paulm620 Latest 29 Oct 10 by LadySMB	Replies:5 :798	Latest by LadySMB 29 Oct 10
	Joke: old fella can't get anything right! Last week my wife said I was boring and asked why I didn't do something useful with my time rather than spending so much time at home, on the computer. ... 22 Oct 10, by stukadivebomber	Replies:0 :534
	Roy's winky Roy decided to propose to Sandy. Prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Roy that she suffere ... 19 Oct 10, by stukadivebomber Latest 19 Oct 10 by Marshy_	Replies:1 :395	Latest by Marshy_ 19 Oct 10
	Joke:Cabin Fever Bob had been in the software business for 30 years. Finally sick of the stress he retires from his job and buys 50 acres of land in the Yukon as fa ... 18 Oct 10, by Eille1021	Replies:0 :642
	Joke:The Black Condom A 'just married' White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel. The wife did not want to get pregnant yet and requested the hus ... 18 Oct 10, by Eille1021	Replies:0 :665
	thought for the day For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritiona ... 14 Oct 10, by paulm620	Replies:0 :350
	Questions i asked my Doctor Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... don't waste ... 14 Oct 10, by paulm620	Replies:0 :378
	nurse joke Nurses Do Not Laugh... "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Bob declared. "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In ... 13 Oct 10, by paulm620 Latest 13 Oct 10 by Nota	Replies:2 :420	Latest by Nota 13 Oct 10
	The F-word in court This is from Scots Law News, Edinburgh University and written by Hector L MacQueen and Scott Wortley Lord Woolman may have set a new record f ... 07 Oct 10, by rubytuesday Latest 13 Oct 10 by Fiona	Replies:5 :579	Latest by Fiona 13 Oct 10
	letters to councils 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wi ... 12 Oct 10, by paulm620 Latest 12 Oct 10 by escaped	Replies:2 :389	Latest by escaped 12 Oct 10
	WedLock Divorce Insurance It's not a joke, but it is humorous... 20 Sep 10, by realdad Latest 05 Oct 10 by MontyPython 1 2 3	Replies:14 :1376	Latest by MontyPython 05 Oct 10
	Best or worst things said to court or solicitor.. solicitor being told "to go suck eggs" Judge told the the system will "c***" on him too ... 04 Oct 10, by Mrs Ingledew	Replies:0 :328
	HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I re ... 09 Aug 10, by Eille1021 Latest 03 Oct 10 by Lostboy67	Replies:5 :906	Latest by Lostboy67 03 Oct 10
	Rowan's Welcome to Hell sketch </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 02 Oct 10, by <span class="kwho-moderator">Lostboy67</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/227601-rowan-s-welcome-to-hell-sketch#227633" title="I absolutely loved this.....haven't seen it for years! Thanks for finding it! Funnily enough I had a yearning to see Life of Brian again the other day too - must be getting nostalgic.... Oh and..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> 03 Oct 10 by <span class="kwho-user">skeptical</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">2</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">528</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/227601-rowan-s-welcome-to-hell-sketch#227633" title="I absolutely loved this.....haven't seen it for years! Thanks for finding it! Funnily enough I had a yearning to see Life of Brian again the other day too - must be getting nostalgic.... Oh and..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">skeptical</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 03 Oct 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/227035-playstation-3-s-and-rollockings"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/227035-playstation-3-s-and-rollockings" title="I have noticed over my decades on wiki that their are a lot of contentious issues over mum's resenting weekend Dad's quite often making their kids lives fun by buying them Games Consoles either PS3's..." class=" topictitle">Playstation 3's and rollockings.</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> I have noticed over my decades on wiki that their are a lot of contentious issues over mum's resenting weekend Dad's quite often making their kids lives fun by ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 29 Sep 10, by <span class="kwho-blocked">hawaythelads</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/227035-playstation-3-s-and-rollockings#227048" title="UHah Haway, Boys and their toys!!! Made me smile today.:laugh: My stbx took the huge flat screen telly last month, but left the kids Wii. So kids happy. Personnaly, I don't have time to sit around..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> 29 Sep 10 by <span class="kwho-blocked">MontyPython</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">3</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">377</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/227035-playstation-3-s-and-rollockings#227048" title="UHah Haway, Boys and their toys!!! Made me smile today.:laugh: My stbx took the huge flat screen telly last month, but left the kids Wii. So kids happy. Personnaly, I don't have time to sit around..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-blocked">MontyPython</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 29 Sep 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/225170-cliff-richard"><i class="fa fa-comment fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/225170-cliff-richard" title="I'm not sure if the man who just phoned Jackie radio and dedicated Cliff's We don't talk anymore was being ironic or just made a bad choice of Cliff song!!! :) to his Cliff mad wife !" class=" topictitle">Cliff Richard</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> I'm not sure if the man who just phoned Jackie radio and dedicated Cliff's We don't talk anymore was being ironic or just made a bad choice of Cliff song!!! <i ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 18 Sep 10, by <span class="kwho-user">Boo2u21964</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">0</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">419</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/224545-why-i-m-divorced-joke"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/224545-why-i-m-divorced-joke" title="Why I'm divorced . . . Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy..." class=" topictitle">why I 'm divorced joke</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> Why I'm divorced . . .<br> <br> Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning..<br> <br> I went downstairs for breakfast<br> h ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 15 Sep 10, by <span class="kwho-user">townie</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/224545-why-i-m-divorced-joke#224760" title="Thanks for the laugh, I've heard something like that before. Keep sending them!!!!!" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 16 Sep 10 by <span class="kwho-user">Helli</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">2</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">529</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/224545-why-i-m-divorced-joke#224760" title="Thanks for the laugh, I've heard something like that before. Keep sending them!!!!!" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">Helli</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 16 Sep 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/222701-one-for-the-girls-makes-me-howl-with-laughter"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/222701-one-for-the-girls-makes-me-howl-with-laughter" title="SING IT GIRLS At first I was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong and knew that I..." class=" topictitle">One for the Girls, makes me howl with laughter!!!!</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> <span style="color:#FF0000;"></span>SING IT GIRLS At first I was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches I almost died!But I'd spent so many ye ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 04 Sep 10, by <span class="kwho-blocked">Tinkerbell78</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/222701-one-for-the-girls-makes-me-howl-with-laughter#223108" title="Haha. LMAO! Will be giggling or humming 'I will survive' in my sleep" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 06 Sep 10 by <span class="kwho-user">naylor</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">1</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">510</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/222701-one-for-the-girls-makes-me-howl-with-laughter#223108" title="Haha. LMAO! Will be giggling or humming 'I will survive' in my sleep" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">naylor</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 06 Sep 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/222198-husband-down"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/222198-husband-down" title="A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.. 'They're on sale, only..." class=" topictitle">Husband Down</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.<br> <br> The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.<br> <br> 'What do you thin ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 01 Sep 10, by <span class="kwho-moderator">WhiteRose</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/222198-husband-down#222237" title="LOVE IT!:woohoo: xxx" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 01 Sep 10 by <span class="kwho-user">gemfreak07</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">2</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">331</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/222198-husband-down#222237" title="LOVE IT!:woohoo: xxx" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">gemfreak07</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 01 Sep 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/220865-proverb"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/220865-proverb" title="Getting married for the sex is like buying a Jumbo jet for the penuts...." class=" topictitle">Proverb..</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> Getting married for the sex is like buying a Jumbo jet for the penuts.... ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 24 Aug 10, by <span class="kwho-moderator">Lostboy67</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/220865-proverb#220870" title="Where on earth do you find these, Lostboy? So good, but so many do, don't they, to their cost? You always make me smile!" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 24 Aug 10 by <span class="kwho-user">SSS23</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">1</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">366</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/220865-proverb#220870" title="Where on earth do you find these, Lostboy? So good, but so many do, don't they, to their cost? You always make me smile!" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">SSS23</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 24 Aug 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/220773-men-are-just-happier-people"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/220773-men-are-just-happier-people" title="NICKNAMES ·If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. ·If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,..." class=" topictitle">Men Are Just Happier People</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> NICKNAMES<br> <br> ·If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.<br> <br> ·If Mike, Dave and John go out, they ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 24 Aug 10, by <span class="kwho-blocked">MontyPython</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/220773-men-are-just-happier-people#220838" title="oh yeh babe, don't we just!! (even when the stbx says we need to start taking pills!!!!!!!!!!!) I've never been saner in all my life. Ha Ha Ha! Supercali xx" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 24 Aug 10 by <span class="kwho-blocked">MontyPython</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">2</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">304</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/220773-men-are-just-happier-people#220838" title="oh yeh babe, don't we just!! (even when the stbx says we need to start taking pills!!!!!!!!!!!) I've never been saner in all my life. Ha Ha Ha! Supercali xx" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-blocked">MontyPython</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 24 Aug 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/220689-you-were-lucky"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/220689-you-were-lucky" title="Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen sketch - outdoing each other with tales of woe ... :P love it WR" class=" topictitle">You were Lucky!</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen sketch - outdoing each other with tales of woe ...<br> <br> <div class="embed-responsive embed-responsive-16by9"><iframe width= ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 23 Aug 10, by <span class="kwho-moderator">WhiteRose</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/220689-you-were-lucky#220719" title="Oh thats funny - never seen it before, make me "lol" thank u :D :D" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 23 Aug 10 by <span class="kwho-user">finallyhere</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">3</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">451</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/220689-you-were-lucky#220719" title="Oh thats funny - never seen it before, make me "lol" thank u :D :D" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">finallyhere</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 23 Aug 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216524-what-happens-to-jane-and-adam"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216524-what-happens-to-jane-and-adam" title="I just got a spam email from BT asking me to vote on what happens next to Jane and Adam. Now there is a really infuriating ad. It wont last don't bother would be my vote. I did find the one about the..." class=" topictitle">What happens to Jane and Adam</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> I just got a spam email from BT asking me to vote on what happens next to Jane and Adam. Now there is a really infuriating ad.<br> It wont last don't bother wou ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 28 Jul 10, by <span class="kwho-user">James53</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216524-what-happens-to-jane-and-adam?start=14#220530" title="Haway........Jane's preggers and Adam just showed his delight at this info by nearly hurling his romantic dinner all over her. Adam realises that his days of playing football with Gareth Bale,Michael..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> 23 Aug 10 by <span class="kwho-blocked">hawaythelads</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="pagination pagination-small"> <ul> <li><a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216524-what-happens-to-jane-and-adam?start=0" title="Page:1">1</a></li><li><a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216524-what-happens-to-jane-and-adam?start=7" title="Page:2">2</a></li><li><a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216524-what-happens-to-jane-and-adam?start=14" title="Page:3">3</a></li> </ul> </div> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">18</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">1195</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216524-what-happens-to-jane-and-adam?start=14#220530" title="Haway........Jane's preggers and Adam just showed his delight at this info by nearly hurling his romantic dinner all over her. Adam realises that his days of playing football with Gareth Bale,Michael..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-blocked">hawaythelads</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 23 Aug 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/219731-made-me-laugh"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/219731-made-me-laugh" title="A father asks his little girl what she would like for her birthday. A barbie comes the reply and she asks how much they are. Well, says Dad, you can have the teenage barbie which costs about £10 or..." class=" topictitle">made me laugh!</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> A father asks his little girl what she would like for her birthday.<br> <br> A barbie comes the reply and she asks how much they are.<br> <br> Well, says Dad, y ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 17 Aug 10, by <span class="kwho-user">jdepp_555</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/219731-made-me-laugh#219882" title="Marriage is like a hurricane. When it leaves it takes the car the house the......" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 18 Aug 10 by <span class="kwho-user">Paul.</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">1</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">337</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/219731-made-me-laugh#219882" title="Marriage is like a hurricane. When it leaves it takes the car the house the......" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">Paul.</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 18 Aug 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217060-why-is-it"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217060-why-is-it" title="Why is it, when you listen to a certain song, it makes you cry. Only tonight out at a 18th birthday party, they played, 'When you walk alone' by Gerry and the Pacemakers, I just sat there and the..." class=" topictitle">Why is it!!</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> Why is it, when you listen to a certain song, it makes you cry.<br> <br> Only tonight out at a 18th birthday party, they played, 'When you walk alone' by Gerry ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 01 Aug 10, by <span class="kwho-user">Helli</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217060-why-is-it?start=7#218290" title="We have always both been great fans of the Eagles and I won't let his absence change that, even if he had to introduce the OW to them as she has never heard of them being 20 years younger than him!!..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> 08 Aug 10 by <span class="kwho-user">BLUECHAMBERPOT</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="pagination pagination-small"> <ul> <li><a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217060-why-is-it?start=0" title="Page:1">1</a></li><li><a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217060-why-is-it?start=7" title="Page:2">2</a></li> </ul> </div> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">11</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">805</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217060-why-is-it?start=7#218290" title="We have always both been great fans of the Eagles and I won't let his absence change that, even if he had to introduce the OW to them as she has never heard of them being 20 years younger than him!!..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">BLUECHAMBERPOT</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 08 Aug 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217771-a-great-exercise-routine"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217771-a-great-exercise-routine" title="If you're over 45 , you might want to take it easy at first, then speed up as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise..." class=" topictitle">A Great Exercise Routine</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> If you're over 45 , you might want to take it easy at first, then speed up as you become more proficient.<br> <br> It may be too strenuous for some.<br> <br> A ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 05 Aug 10, by <span class="kwho-user">stukadivebomber</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217771-a-great-exercise-routine#217869" title="Im so tired now! :):)" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 05 Aug 10 by <span class="kwho-user">Helli</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">4</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">329</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217771-a-great-exercise-routine#217869" title="Im so tired now! :):)" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">Helli</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 05 Aug 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217248-a-hundred-percent"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217248-a-hundred-percent" title="Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this: What Makes 100%?..." class=" topictitle">a hundred percent</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.<br> <br> This is a strictly mathematical vie ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 02 Aug 10, by <span class="kwho-user">Paul.</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217248-a-hundred-percent#217523" title="Had a good laugh at this - very clever!" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 03 Aug 10 by <span class="kwho-user">happydays67</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">4</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">289</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/217248-a-hundred-percent#217523" title="Had a good laugh at this - very clever!" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">happydays67</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 03 Aug 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216565-the-world-s-shortest-fairy-tale"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216565-the-world-s-shortest-fairy-tale" title="Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "NO!" ....... AND THE BLOKE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND SLEPT WITH ALL HER MATES AND RODE MOTORBIKES AND WENT FISHING AND..." class=" topictitle">The World's shortest Fairy Tale ......</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl<br> "Will you marry me?"<br> The girl said "NO!" .......<br> AND THE BLOKE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AN ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 28 Jul 10, by <span class="kwho-blocked">hawaythelads</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216565-the-world-s-shortest-fairy-tale#216768" title="laugh? I nearly started........" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 29 Jul 10 by <span class="kwho-user">Paul.</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">5</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">329</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216565-the-world-s-shortest-fairy-tale#216768" title="laugh? I nearly started........" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">Paul.</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 29 Jul 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216520-the-liberated-national-health-service"><i class="fa fa-comment fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216520-the-liberated-national-health-service" title="The Liberated National Health Service The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister's health care proposals: • The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists..." class=" topictitle">The Liberated National Health Service</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> The Liberated National Health Service<br> <br> The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister's health care proposals:<br> <br> • Th ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 28 Jul 10, by <span class="kwho-user">wazo</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">0</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">385</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216291-micoe"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216291-micoe" title="I think we can work out what this means... Since SC posted some anti men jokes I think its time that us men posted some anti women ones. Of course the author hopes that you all take it in the vain..." class=" topictitle">MICOE</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> I think we can work out what this means...<br> <br> Since SC posted some anti men jokes I think its time that us men posted some anti women ones. Of course the ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 27 Jul 10, by <span class="kwho-user">Marshy_</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216291-micoe?start=7#216502" title="SC. I dont think he meant this in a nasty way. Men and women often have this attitude at the start. I remember a time getting in a lift and the women said "what floor?" I couldnt answer her as I hated..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> 28 Jul 10 by <span class="kwho-user">Marshy_</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="pagination pagination-small"> <ul> <li><a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216291-micoe?start=0" title="Page:1">1</a></li><li><a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216291-micoe?start=7" title="Page:2">2</a></li> </ul> </div> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">13</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">770</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216291-micoe?start=7#216502" title="SC. I dont think he meant this in a nasty way. Men and women often have this attitude at the start. I remember a time getting in a lift and the women said "what floor?" I couldnt answer her as I hated..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">Marshy_</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 28 Jul 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216223-wicoe"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216223-wicoe" title="WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) Is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY ALL ARE WELCOME Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each..." class=" topictitle">WICOE</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything)<br> <br> Is proud to announce the opening of its<br> EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!<br> OPEN TO MEN ONLY<br> ALL ARE WELCOME<br> ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 26 Jul 10, by <span class="kwho-blocked">MontyPython</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216223-wicoe#216391" title="omg.. its just dawned upon me .. I should have been born a man .. :dry: Sorry fellow women kind.. jeez am guilty of most on that list lol.. i never leave the empty milk carton in the fridge (oh my..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> 27 Jul 10 by <span class="kwho-user">wazo</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">2</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">348</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216223-wicoe#216391" title="omg.. its just dawned upon me .. I should have been born a man .. :dry: Sorry fellow women kind.. jeez am guilty of most on that list lol.. i never leave the empty milk carton in the fridge (oh my..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">wazo</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 27 Jul 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216072-piglet-joke"><i class="fa fa-comment fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/216072-piglet-joke" title="www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1297370...-little-piggies.html" class=" topictitle">Piglet joke</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> <a class="bbcode_url" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1297370/The-bizarre-case-Earl-Spencer-divorce-lawyer--seven-little-piggies.html" target="_bl ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 26 Jul 10, by <span class="kwho-user">maggie</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">0</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">354</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/215910-bottle-of-wine"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/215910-bottle-of-wine" title="Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the..." class=" topictitle">Bottle of Wine</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.<br> <br> As the ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 24 Jul 10, by <span class="kwho-moderator">WhiteRose</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/215910-bottle-of-wine#215959" title="What did I get in return for my ex leaving? The bedroom/wardrobe space/en suite all to myself control over the tv remote freedom from washing rugby and football kit twice a week no more drunken..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> 25 Jul 10 by <span class="kwho-user">NellNoRegrets</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">3</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">331</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/215910-bottle-of-wine#215959" title="What did I get in return for my ex leaving? The bedroom/wardrobe space/en suite all to myself control over the tv remote freedom from washing rugby and football kit twice a week no more drunken..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">NellNoRegrets</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 25 Jul 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/215509-milk"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/215509-milk" title="My mates missus left him last thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never come back! I asked him how he was coping and he said 'not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff' :lol:" class=" topictitle">milk</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> My mates missus left him last thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never come back! I asked him how he was coping and he said 'not bad, I ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 22 Jul 10, by <span class="kwho-user">Paul.</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/215509-milk#215921" title="god if id only hadnt had my milk delivered lol" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 24 Jul 10 by <span class="kwho-user">gorgeous</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">3</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">366</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/215509-milk#215921" title="god if id only hadnt had my milk delivered lol" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">gorgeous</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 24 Jul 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/201969-affairs"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/201969-affairs" title=""The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?" his friend suggested. "But what if my wife finds out?" "Heck, we..." class=" topictitle">Affairs</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?" his fr ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 03 May 10, by <span class="kwho-user">mummybear38</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/201969-affairs#215909" title=":) xx thanks xx" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 24 Jul 10 by <span class="kwho-user">monkeynuts1234</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">4</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">331</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/201969-affairs#215909" title=":) xx thanks xx" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-user">monkeynuts1234</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 24 Jul 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/215241-wheres-me-pants"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/215241-wheres-me-pants" title="Just had a text from the harridan.She must be bored. Apparently she is missing my daughters jeggings,a belt and some pants??? Please all check under your beds?? FFS the woman is fecking nuts whole..." class=" topictitle">Wheres me pants??</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> Just had a text from the harridan.She must be bored.<br> Apparently she is missing my daughters jeggings,a belt and some pants???<br> Please all check under you ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 20 Jul 10, by <span class="kwho-blocked">hawaythelads</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/215241-wheres-me-pants#215243" title="Pete, don't you realise how vital these items are to the whole existence we take for granted. Gravity will cease, the world will implode, BA staff are considering the return of these items key to..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> 20 Jul 10 by <span class="kwho-moderator">WhiteRose</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">1</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">346</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/215241-wheres-me-pants#215243" title="Pete, don't you realise how vital these items are to the whole existence we take for granted. Gravity will cease, the world will implode, BA staff are considering the return of these items key to..." rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-moderator">WhiteRose</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 20 Jul 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/214734-quote-of-the-day"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/214734-quote-of-the-day" title="Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal...." class=" topictitle">Quote of the Day</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.<br> <br> If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.<br> <br> If you give her a house, she'll give you a ho ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 17 Jul 10, by <span class="kwho-blocked">MontyPython</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/214734-quote-of-the-day?start=7#215181" title="Paul, it's real french cow stuff, real smelly and it's tomorrow!! Hold your breath! Supercali xx" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 20 Jul 10 by <span class="kwho-blocked">MontyPython</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="pagination pagination-small"> <ul> <li><a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/214734-quote-of-the-day?start=0" title="Page:1">1</a></li><li><a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/214734-quote-of-the-day?start=7" title="Page:2">2</a></li> </ul> </div> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">11</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">713</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/214734-quote-of-the-day?start=7#215181" title="Paul, it's real french cow stuff, real smelly and it's tomorrow!! Hold your breath! Supercali xx" rel="canonical">Latest</a> by <span class="kwho-blocked">MontyPython</span> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> 20 Jul 10</span> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/210195-residency"><i class="fa fa-comment fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/210195-residency" title="A couple with a child decided to divorce. The judge asks the child: "Want to live with your mother?" "No she beats me"... "Want to live with your father then?" "No he beats me too"... "Well who do you..." class=" topictitle">residency</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> A couple with a<br> child decided to divorce. The judge asks the child: "Want to live with<br> your mother?" "No she beats me"... "Want ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 21 Jun 10, by <span class="kwho-user">ssoria</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">0</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">264</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> </span> <br> <span class="datepost"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr class="category"> <td class="hidden-phone span1 center"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/209429-help-with-research-please"><i class="fa fa-comments fa-2x"></i></a> </td> <td class="span5"> <div class="krow"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/209429-help-with-research-please" title="A professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst uk men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while..." class=" topictitle">Help with research please</a> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added preview of post in latest posts list --> <br/> <div class="post-preview"> A professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst uk men.<br> <br> There are those which fall within the normal size range and ... </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> </div> <div class="started"> 15 Jun 10, by <span class="kwho-user">bevs</span> <div class="pull-right hidden-phone"> </div> </div> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <div id="klastpostphone" class="visible-phone"> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/209429-help-with-research-please#209434" title=":laugh: :woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo: :unsure: Duly noted in my little black book! Supercali xx" rel="canonical">Latest</a> 15 Jun 10 by <span class="kwho-blocked">MontyPython</span> <div class="pull-right"> </div> </div> <div class="pull-left"> </div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="replies">Replies:<span class="repliesnum">1</span></div> <div class="views">:<span class="viewsnum">357</span></div> </td> <td class="span2 hidden-phone"> <div class="container-fluid"> <div class="row-fluid"> <div class="span12"> <span class="lastpostlink"> <!-- IJR Nov 2023 - added IF to only show reply link if any replies --> <a href="/forum-index/jokes-and-humour/209429-help-with-research-please#209434" title=":laugh: :woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo: :unsure: Duly noted in my little black book! 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