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Having your cake and eating it.... There are our ex partners that like to have their cake and eat it.... But what happens when their bit of cake runs out?? ... 03 May 10, by Phoenix2yk9 Latest 06 Jun 10 by wazo 1 2 3	Replies:15 :1374	Latest by wazo 06 Jun 10
Curse An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have ... 03 Jun 10, by polar Latest 03 Jun 10 by MontyPython	Replies:1 :399	Latest by MontyPython 03 Jun 10
Day in the life of a Litigant in Person A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A LITIGANT IN PERSON! Some of you will probably recall, that whilst sitting alone in front of a judge or accompanied by a McKenzie ... 29 May 10, by FamilyLawClinicLtd Latest 01 Jun 10 by Marshy_ 1 2	Replies:9 :1198	Latest by Marshy_ 01 Jun 10
Secret Agents Three women are applying to be secret agents and are told they must first carry out a very difficult task. The first woman is given a gun by two agents ... 29 May 10, by Bulletproof	Replies:0 :439
Condom Factory Condom factory burns down in ENGLAND Rt. Hon Andy Burnham MP MINISTER FOR HEALTH is awoken at 4am by the telephone. 'Sorry to bother you at th ... 20 May 10, by Donelovinhim	Replies:0 :376
The Ugly Frog An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pet ... 19 May 10, by Donelovinhim Latest 19 May 10 by ldg	Replies:4 :465	Latest by ldg 19 May 10
Jokes and Humour Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?" Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling - With all the others, I wa ... 18 May 10, by MontyPython Latest 18 May 10 by ldg	Replies:3 :410	Latest by ldg 18 May 10
A good and civil way to have a fight Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND. WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Th ... 30 Apr 10, by ssoria Latest 30 Apr 10 by chris75	Replies:1 :415	Latest by chris75 30 Apr 10
Why Im never getting married - from a 10yo My 10yo daughter has just announced that she is never going to get married. I asked her why, her reasons are - It might be boring - I would have to ... 26 Apr 10, by rubytuesday Latest 26 Apr 10 by notmuchlongernow	Replies:2 :397	Latest by notmuchlongernow 26 Apr 10
Broken Promises Apart from the obvious ones about infidelity, what broken promises has you ex/stbx made to you in the last few years that you want to share with us? Mi ... 21 Apr 10, by MontyPython Latest 21 Apr 10 by Emma6607	Replies:1 :451	Latest by Emma6607 21 Apr 10
Things that you didn't realise you'd miss I've realised that there is something unexpected that I really really miss since we split. I took my wedding ring off a few weeks ago, and realised that when I ... 18 Aug 09, by jxr Latest 18 Apr 10 by Nota 1 2 3 ... 7	Replies:43 :2481	Latest by Nota 18 Apr 10
Happy Birthday Wasoangel Happy Birthday Hun!!! Hope you have an awesome time!!! Love Chorlton and the wheelies 17 Apr 10, by hawaythelads Latest 17 Apr 10 by chris75	Replies:2 :420	Latest by chris75 17 Apr 10
fun - stupid things an stbx can say thought I would do a top ten of stupid things to come out of an stbx mouth mines are: 3 days after I threw him out after finding out abou ... 30 May 09, by smithy2 Locked Latest 16 Apr 10 by TeamWiki Locked 1 2 3 ... 18	Replies:122 :6712	Latest by TeamWiki 16 Apr 10
\"is watching porn cheating\" redirect... A slight deviation (no pun intended) from the "is watching porn cheating" thread: Think of the most perverse arousing deepest darkest excitin ... 11 Mar 10, by realdad Latest 13 Apr 10 by Elle 1 2	Replies:7 :821	Latest by Elle 13 Apr 10
Alternative dates for special festive occasions Well once gain the pure genius of His Royal Hawayness has come to the fore. For this years easter I have applied the alternative date theorem for divorced M ... 12 Apr 10, by hawaythelads Latest 12 Apr 10 by rubytuesday	Replies:1 :375	Latest by rubytuesday 12 Apr 10
Stupid things an Ex will do I have to laugh otherwise I think I'd cry. My ex left me last year on my birthday on the pretence that it was all my fault. Cut along story short he's ... 14 Aug 09, by shropshirelass Latest 09 Apr 10 by Elle 1 2	Replies:8 :932	Latest by Elle 09 Apr 10
Legal Aid Lawyer of the Year 2010 The deadline for nominations for LALY of the Year is 12 April 2010. This is the eighth LALY award to celebrate the contribution of solicitors, barristers, etc w ... 07 Apr 10, by Elle Latest 07 Apr 10 by Elle	Replies:2 :357	Latest by Elle 07 Apr 10
Best ever quotes Please post your best quotes here. I'll start the ball rolling: "Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove ... 07 Nov 08, by robmcd Latest 04 Apr 10 by Helli 1 2 3 ... 13	Replies:88 :6093	Latest by Helli 04 Apr 10
Some Easter bunny funnies for lovelorn Ouch! 03 Apr 10, by mike62 Latest 03 Apr 10 by rubytuesday	Replies:2 :435	Latest by rubytuesday 03 Apr 10
One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do ... 24 Mar 10, by Donelovinhim Latest 01 Apr 10 by Bulletproof	Replies:4 :362	Latest by Bulletproof 01 Apr 10
Planning for retirement.... A Well-Planned Retirement 30 Mar 10, by mike62 Latest 30 Mar 10 by MontyPython	Replies:1 :367	Latest by MontyPython 30 Mar 10
Why are men never depressed WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: > Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures. Your last name stays put. The garage ... 16 Mar 10, by Donelovinhim Latest 23 Mar 10 by Elle 1 2	Replies:11 :794	Latest by Elle 23 Mar 10
Tenyewberrymuds! Guess what Does Tenjewberrymuds mean ! To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of ... 08 Mar 10, by Donelovinhim Latest 20 Mar 10 by ldg	Replies:2 :327	Latest by ldg 20 Mar 10
The Greatness of Women ;) Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. Give her a house - she'll turn it into a home. Give her groceries - she'll turn them into a ... 19 Mar 10, by Bulletproof Latest 19 Mar 10 by ldg	Replies:1 :320	Latest by ldg 19 Mar 10
oh the irony..... in an ad for uSwitch on a Divorce Support site uSwitch uSave uSmile (depends on how good your solicitor is) oh and the ad for match.com did ma ... 17 Mar 10, by Michael_W Latest 18 Mar 10 by chris75	Replies:1 :333	Latest by chris75 18 Mar 10
The Garden of Eden - Adam's version One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, ‘Lord, I have a problem.’ ‘What’s the problem, Adam?’, God replies. 16 Mar 10, by Donelovinhim Latest 17 Mar 10 by Michael_W	Replies:1 :349	Latest by Michael_W 17 Mar 10
...you want fries with that? people getting married outside of the normal venues... you want fries with that? 15 Mar 10, by realdad Latest 15 Mar 10 by mike62	Replies:1 :386	Latest by mike62 15 Mar 10
Man run down by his wife... twice Sandy Telford ran over her husband, Terry, as she backed down the driveway of their rural property in the Hawke's Bay region, 350 kilometres (220 miles) north-e ... 12 Mar 10, by Kimmi	Replies:0 :319
Corny but funny I say, i say ,i say! What kind of cheese does a horse like best? give up??? Mascarpony! Can you plumb to even ... 08 Mar 10, by chris75 Latest 09 Mar 10 by chris75	Replies:5 :327	Latest by chris75 09 Mar 10
Valentines day gifts!!! Well for the first time in a long long long long time I find my position of having to consider what valentines day gift I should by for my partner. Now pers ... 05 Feb 10, by hawaythelads Latest 08 Mar 10 by ldg 1 2 3 ... 14	Replies:95 :4854	Latest by ldg 08 Mar 10
tech support Dear Tech Support, In 2009 I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularl ... 18 Feb 10, by ssoria Latest 08 Mar 10 by Donelovinhim	Replies:4 :362	Latest by Donelovinhim 08 Mar 10
A Rare visit to France Boaby & Davy Conjoined Scottish Twins Oh dear. Brace yourselves :- An on duty Gendarme spots a hire car approaching the Champ ... 07 Mar 10, by Donelovinhim Latest 07 Mar 10 by chris75	Replies:3 :404	Latest by chris75 07 Mar 10
Alert Levels around the globe Thought you'd get a chuckle out of this. This is too funny, in a semi-politically incorrect way............. Alert Levels Around the Globe. The ... 07 Mar 10, by Donelovinhim Latest 07 Mar 10 by Shezi	Replies:4 :343	Latest by Shezi 07 Mar 10
Hans Hans was a Norwegian working at a fish plant up north in Duluth when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room. When he got ... 07 Mar 10, by Donelovinhim Latest 07 Mar 10 by ldg	Replies:1 :364	Latest by ldg 07 Mar 10
Warning - adult humour! What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot? A man will spend twenty minutes looking for a golf ball... ... 28 Jan 10, by Bulletproof Latest 18 Feb 10 by Nick_w79 1 2 3	Replies:17 :1244	Latest by Nick_w79 18 Feb 10
If you are a lawyer don`t read this ;) A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. ... 01 Feb 10, by dukey Latest 13 Feb 10 by realdad	Replies:3 :322	Latest by realdad 13 Feb 10
Why slippers are dangerous ....... Last night I ruptured a ligament in my left ankle, caused by slipping on the kitchen floor, all thanks to the slippers I was wearing. My girls fetched ... 11 Feb 10, by rubytuesday Latest 12 Feb 10 by rubytuesday 1 2	Replies:13 :1035	Latest by rubytuesday 12 Feb 10
Anybody you know need a sign today? In this day and age of "Duty of Care" we have a responsibility to protect stupid people. They should legally have to wear signs that just say, "I ... 02 Feb 10, by Elle Latest 02 Feb 10 by dukey	Replies:5 :502	Latest by dukey 02 Feb 10
The Last Laugh! Hi All Haven't posted for a while, finally sold house & moved 2 weeks before xmas so life been upside down. Having begrudingly agreed to p ... 31 Jan 10, by shropshirelass Latest 31 Jan 10 by jjenkins1	Replies:6 :337	Latest by jjenkins1 31 Jan 10
It made me laugh! Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog food for the puppies, Benji and Smokey, at ASDA and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a ... 27 Nov 07, by Mush Latest 31 Jan 10 by Elle 1 2 3 ... 23	Replies:158 :19.2k	Latest by Elle 31 Jan 10

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