fun - stupid things an stbx can say

thought I would do a top ten of stupid things to come out of an stbx mouth


mines are:

3 days after I threw him out after finding out about his affair I phoned him in tears and he said


why are you phoning me when you are upset are you trying to make me feel bad


I am sure you all have crackers out there you can share and put a smile on someones face

love smithy xxxxx

lol smithy!

there are quite a few from my stbx's mouth but one of my favourite things he did rather than said was refuse point blank to tell me where he was living (incase I "turned up in floods of tears" of course!)

Switched the PC on and the last document on excel was "budget for .... " and the address including postcode. Master of deception!

Heres one for you.....After a few visits to Relate my ex decided not to go anymore because...

"It was ok when he went on his own!"

That would be because?????

Marsa

When I & kids left our home & moved in with my mum & dad my STBX would ring up & ask if I was going to bring his dinner round!!!!


Unbelievable !

"I dont love you any more but I do care about you intensly, I want to be your friend,to help you through this, if you like we could be F**k Buddies"

Funnily enough... I said, "errr, no thanks, I'll pass" kind offer though, which was said whilst lying on my sofa when he came round to discuss finances...

I really think he has lost his marbles!

J X

Oh what a thread this is going to be! I could think of so many but here goes..this is a bloody classic

I told my ex ...ive lost my home, part of my inheritance, and ended up in massive debts because of your actions..im now living in a pink box room with nothing to my name while you live in our home with your boyfriend

She says...Cest le vie!!!!!

GGGRRRRRRRRRRR....

Oh and heres one more...after taking our holiday to Florida in December with her Boyfriend, changing the tickets over to his name and spending two weeks in a luxury villa all at my expense to the value of 3k, she rings me from Florida to say she has fallen out with him and needs me to ring Visa and reset the pin on one of our American Express charge cards as its in my name and your Boyfriend has lost the pin, throwing it out of the car window in the heat of an argument!?!?!?!!? WHAT!!!?!?!!?

Unbelievable!....what am i dam customer services!