fun - stupid things an stbx can say

Found these on her mobile way back in February.......

You're a lady, I'm a man ... you're the teacher, I've come to school...You're pure magic..Be mine, be mine xx
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Oh sweety, hopefully not wasted. I wish I could hold you right now and make you feel wanted cause u r xx
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As I snuggle down in bed my thoughts r, as usual, on delightful u...xx
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She said-
I knew you were looking so I asked Kevin (her work colleague) to send me the messages 'to play you at your own game'.
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Visited his office and asked him the question.
He said-
‘The type of messages I send to all of the girls all the time'

Pair of halfwits, you're welcome to each other.

my ex said i should have known he loved me as he bothered coming home to me at the end of the day.

and there was me feeling privaileged cuz he let me do his laundry his cooking his cleaning but coming home to me was too much to ask of any man so i set him free.

Great thread, i could go on and on!!

1) "You have to buy your son a house"

2) At first hearing during amicable divorce " Husbands parents are extremely wealthy and are in very sick health so husband will soon have a large inheritance"

Wishful thinking on her behalf

3)"If My son is not back in the house by 6pm you wont have him again as your breaking his sleep routine". This after he had just spent a wee of late nights up to about 10ish with his mum

Osprey

Well it brought a smile to my face reading through so many responses. I guess each of us has their own story to tell so I'd better add mine!

After nearly 20 years of being happily married, and on the day my ex confirmed that she had been having an affair for months and was off to live with her new partner, she managed......

"I don't know what you're so upset about, thousands of failies go through this!"

Statistically she was right but words fail me.....

Yoda

Thought i may as well add a couple of mine too...

stbx - before the "incident" - i would never go out with anyone younger or have an affair - has now gone off with a 25yr old...she is 11 years younger than him.

stbx - ended marriage by phonecall, flatly denied affair, left me to file for divorce, put the house up for sale, pay all the bills etc etc - afer receiving a letter from my solictor asking him to pay costs has told me not to expect him to be amicable anymore.

ANYMORE!! - did i miss something

He left me - i waited 7 months and have boxed up some of his stuff to protect it - he comes around last night and says he is devastated because I have boxed up his study as now he is homeless (he is living back with his mother) and that was his only space that he could call his.

I pointed out that he didnt have to leave (there was no one else involved). he said forgive him he is just tired,

Tired, try looking after 3 kids whilst in pain (disabled).

words fail me

I left my ex for his unreasonable behaviour, he was a controlling, selfish,violent, prima donna, it was all about him..

Then he stated that I stay on the mortgage for 23 years and come off the deeds, so that he could be financial secure.. Nothing changes there then:lol: