fun - stupid things an stbx can say

Can I join in, as this is fun?! (apart from WK's contribution)

Stbx said to me last week - "It's not fair that I have to live in a box room on my own" - Er, honey, if you hadn't of cheated (twice), lied and made me look a complete fool then you would still be living with us! You made your bed sweetheart......

Also....!!

After not seeing her 5 year old daughter after 7 days because of work and her "career" - "I know it's your evening with ****** but would it be possible if I have her tonight as I haven't seen her" - Er, like no......

Also.....!!

"Who knows, perhaps we'll get back and have another child in a couple of years, I'm not ruling anything out, I just need to find myself" - Lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!! Byeeeee darling!!!!

After the police turned up on the doorstep stating we are here to investigate allegations made by your ex (later proven false I hasten to add) the line was: "The police investigation was nothing to do with me......"

um.....well, I don't have any other exes so go figure! LOL!

muchtoomuch wrote:

I think the most common is i love you but im not in love with you

I had that one too! Honestly, do these people get all their lines from the same place?

Maybe we should make a top ten of the most overused

To be serious tho, I think these are just things they say just to make themselves feel better about behaving in such an appaling manner to people they have professed to love?

'I'm sorry'.

My mother is my top priority at the moment - when she dies maybe you'll be back in the picture. Er no mate, I won't!

My X told me he had loads of women throughout our marriage and felt he ought to tell me so that we could continue our marriage i all truth and honesty! Eh????

I asked him why he had never left me for any of the women. His answer "I would NEVER have left you, you are so much BETTER than any of them".

Gosh wasn't I the lucky one! Not!

However, I am now, divorced and living in heaven!

Jox

Sun13

The most common..Hmmmm

Yep I had the "I love you but Im not in love with you"

"Its not you, its me"

"I want to do what I want to do"

"I hope we can be friends and eventually friends with ??"
(oh of course)

Heres a good one

"I may need a bed sometime"
(I actually believe he meant mine)

I did ask him at one point if he'd been watching too much Jeremy Kyle he seemed so full of cliches.

Oh, oh oh heres a good one

"She thinks Im good looking" ...... Aghhhhhhh!

Asram