fun - stupid things an stbx can say

1. we married too young
2. the kids will get over it
3. who knows you might actually be happier
4. we didn't mean it to happen
5. it happened by accident - yeah - you accidentally booked a flight and hotel together and accidentally forgot to tell me
6. i;ve left you - not the kids
7. you know its been over for years ( did i?)
8. i owe it to myself
9. she and i have the same sense of humour ( i was obviously just faking it all these years)
10. the best - you don't understand Standardlife culture 9 believe me- i do now)

when I started this thread I did not expect it to be as popular so thank you all for providing entertainment

and also for showing that it did not matter if the stbx is male or female the lines are classic.

smithy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

My ex, having not seen our children for a year, stated, "You've all grown!"

Rainyday - LOL!!!! literally!

Mine said, ' I hope the kids can forgive me, I have to believe they will."

Also, regarding OW - 'Of course she feels TERRIBLE!!' Yes, I can see that, in between the shagging and spending his money, her heart bleeds.

July 11th 2006 (2 days following the death of my mum)

Him: "Your so miserable whats up with you I can't take this anymore"

Me: "eeerrrr my mum's just died"

Him: "well yes I know that but why are you so miserable"

Me: "you sit and hold your mum's hand for 12 hours whilst she takes her final breath and then tell me you don't feel miserable"

Him: "o.k. then I will I want a divorce"

Me: "good, bye see you wouldn't want to be you"

This is the accurate description of the conversation that ended my marriage - would be funny I suppose if it wasn't so tragic in its inception and devastating consequence.

Oh and I think the day after he uttered the word "amicable" and being as he didn't and still doesn't know how to spell the word I will still remain to treat it with the contempt it deserves lol

Mine has to be the day we had the house valued, stbx said:

"You had this planned for years, you thought I know what I'll do I will divorce him in the recession when the house prices fall"

Hmm.... I wonder if the recession also made his trousers fall in front of another woman aswell.

I'll never know the answer to that one, dont they make you laugh

Littlecloud.

Ok, to the mediator:
'well, yes, we did try Relate but she manipulated the sessions to her own end so there was no point...

No mention of the fact you lied through your teeth and said you were so dreadfully hurt that I could even think you were having an affair when all along, it had been going on for months (if not years...I'll never know)....

how do they live with themselves?!