fun - stupid things an stbx can say

Thank YOU smithy this thread has been really therapeutic for me anyway. Thought I was the only person married to a complete madman!

my ex told me he couldn't show love cuz his parents werent loving people. you wud think after fifteen years he cudda picked something up.

then when we split 1 week later he tells me he has learnt by his mistakes and knows what he did wrong.

i refused to take him back, so then he starts making threats - when i start to laugh he asks what is so funny - er let me think - doh.

his latest is telling everyone the split was my fault - the people he is telling are the ones who told me to get rid of him - they too are laughing - poor poor man - lol

Well, after multiple affairs, when I'd made it very clear we were finished, he said something like

'There will never be anyone else for me and I will always love you.'

hmmmm, anyone spot the flaw?!

I had a great one.........

ex said to me 'all I want is for you to be happy, and be with someone who appreciates you, you'r a good man and a fantastic father'....... now that I've met someone else she's become a really spiteful person......

smacks of 'I don't want you, but I don't want anybody else to have you'

as Bart Simpson said 'eat my pants!'..........

dd

My ex has informed me yesterday that he can't find any real reason to divorce me so he's divorcing me for unreasonable behaviour. Why ?.........I have a fear of flying and will only do short haul trips (2 hours or so) he wants to go further!!!The funny thing is his solicitor has told him that he can do it.

Our two eldest children showed their father a picture of them before they went to their prom (taken at my home).

He said to daughter " Darling you look stunning. Who is that with you ? A boyfriend?"

To which son pipped up " Eh dad that's actually me!"

I have heard of someone using "he left a wet spoon on the side of the sink after stirring his cup of tea, leaving a stain on the work surface" in the particulars.

Fab