fun - stupid things an stbx can say

Him to me - "Its all your fault I drink so much" - erm, really? Did i ever pour it down his throat? No, did I ever beg him to seek help? Many times.

Me - What shall we have for tea tonight?
Him - Something we've not had for ages?
Me - Sex?

Great lines really amusing

My S2BX's classic when I said I felt like contacting his new girlfriend to get him time off in order to help get our house ready to sell was "If you contact her she will finish with me"

And that will worry me because!!!

stbx eventually came to the house today for the first time in the four months we've apart.

this is how part of the conversation went:

Me. How, when a few months ago you were professing to worship the ground I walked on did you come to shag other woman.

Him: It just happened

Me: So did her legs just fall open and you ended up shagging her

Him: It just happened

Me: So why are you still with her

Him: Cos I've got nowhere else to go (he's lost his friends and family because of this)

Me: Does she know this

Him: No

Me: Not that I'm bothered but don't you think you should be honest with her cos she obviously thinks that you're starting a life together

Him: If I did that I wouldn't have anywhere to stay

Me: So if you don't love her and don't want to be with her how do you manage to s**g and make it meaningful

Him: I try to avoid doing it very often!

It made me laugh!!!

Hi smithy2
Almost embarassed to laugh at what you wrote.I t's good sometimes to find a funy side to a sad situation.
I laught....
Roxie

Hilarious!!!!
Love the part about her legs just falling open.... pmsl!!!

Funny now but not at the time.
STBX arranged a sex party in our home whilst I was away (obviously without telling me)and when I found out and went mad screaming at him that he was despicable for arranging an orgy in my home, he said - 'just shows how little you understand... it was not an orgy, it was voyarism!'

Not sure if this is funny, but made me laugh in a sneery sort of way.

My almost ex is about to move his things out of the house. Including our bed.

He wants to know:

'are you leaving it in the room or do you intend to move it downstairs'

Oh yes, I'll just heave a king size mattress down the stairs and save you the job!

Arrgh!

p.s. how do I find out what all these abbreviations mean. I must be a bit thick but can't work half of them out..