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What Super Divorcee Powers do you have?
I have realised that my life is actually a figment of Stan lee's imagination for marvel comics.
In it the superhero Hawaythelads special powers able to ride ...
22 May 09, by hawaythelads
Latest 22 May 09 by Kimmi
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Latest by Kimmi
22 May 09
Very Interesting Stuff
INTERESTING STUFF



In the
1400's, a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his ...
21 May 09, by Kimmi
Latest 21 May 09 by Kimmi
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Latest by Kimmi
21 May 09
Now there's an idea...!
I received the following today. I have to say, it seems so sensible that I did hesitate where to put it. My first thought was in Financial forum
18 May 09, by Shezi
Latest 18 May 09 by liftman
Replies:2
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Latest by liftman
18 May 09
Complaints from Tourists......
This was sent from Thomas Cook Holidays - listing some of the guests' complaints during the season (they are all genuine!!)




"I th ...
16 May 09, by rubytuesday
Latest 16 May 09 by asram
Replies:3
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Latest by asram
16 May 09
text message between me and the ex
After a running battle across the sms with the ex harridan this morning thought these might bring a smile to your faces.

Haway
"Haven't you go ...
14 May 09, by hawaythelads
Latest 14 May 09 by wazo
Replies:3
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Latest by wazo
14 May 09
The trip to the doctor
Millie accompanied her husband Maurice to the doctor's office.
After he had given Maurice a full checkup, the doctor called Millie into his office, alone.
11 May 09, by Kimmi
Latest 13 May 09 by mickwilz
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Latest by mickwilz
13 May 09
more rubbish jokes
how do u make lady ga ga cry
poker face
how do u make lady ga ga smile
just dance

terrible i know but had to say it
cheers ...
10 May 09, by SPACEMANOEUVRES
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Whatever You Give A Woman, She Will Make Greater!!
Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll giv ...
08 May 09, by Jam30
Latest 09 May 09 by ThrowingMuse
Replies:6
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Latest by ThrowingMuse
09 May 09
One to make you ladies smile
EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is al ...
08 May 09, by Itgetsbetter
Latest 08 May 09 by rosiegirl
Replies:3
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Latest by rosiegirl
08 May 09
Tis all true peeps,,
1. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be meetings. ...
06 May 09, by dukey
Latest 06 May 09 by dukey
Replies:3
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Latest by dukey
06 May 09
Marriage is a Relationship
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of firs ...
06 May 09, by Jam30
Latest 06 May 09 by rosiegirl
Replies:1
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Latest by rosiegirl
06 May 09
for all the deserted women on this site
this is a poem a friend sent me when my ex moved out, having told me he'd been having an affair for months while I'd carried on doing his laundry, cooking etc:< ...
26 Apr 09, by NellNoRegrets
Latest 05 May 09 by NellNoRegrets
Replies:6
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Latest by NellNoRegrets
05 May 09
Texts from last night, we've all done it...
Some adult content

Even funnier when they weren't even sent by you...

02 May 09, by GothGirl
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Jack's new boots - pmsl
Jack always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitc ...
20 Mar 09, by Kimmi
Latest 01 May 09 by chris75
Replies:3
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Latest by chris75
01 May 09
Why mobile phones should come with a breathalyser!
You are probably all wondering out there in wiki world pete wtf are you doing typing this post at 7.40 am on a Sunday morning!!!
My beautiful ex wife awoke ...
26 Apr 09, by hawaythelads
Latest 01 May 09 by chris75
Replies:10
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Latest by chris75
01 May 09
what did i say wrong?
Hi everyone, I seem to have upset my stbx wife this morning - i dont know why i only offered her a free plane ticket to Mexico!, how ungrateful i think;)
27 Apr 09, by rattled
Latest 27 Apr 09 by mishmine
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Latest by mishmine
27 Apr 09
A few giggles :)
I heard my wife crying in the bathroom. 'Honey? What's wrong' I asked.

'Oh, George! Just look at me: I'm getting so old! I have more gray in my hair th ...
23 Apr 09, by TallGuy
Latest 24 Apr 09 by SPACEMANOEUVRES
Replies:2
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Latest by SPACEMANOEUVRES
24 Apr 09
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta?
Oh, grand! It's Bond.
James Bond? O07?
Shaken not sti ...
15 Apr 09, by elianna
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Hands up who likes Westlife
Hands up who like Westlife!!!
After some really rather negative and wholly quite frankly upsetting opinions in chat that Westlife are rubbish.
I have de ...
03 Apr 09, by hawaythelads
Latest 06 Apr 09 by Jam30
Replies:26
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Latest by Jam30
06 Apr 09
Funnies
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her voice, 'Honey, pack your ...
06 Apr 09, by summer breeze
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How to break the ice
Anyone got any special one-lines?.......

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you? ...
05 Mar 09, by Alive_in_the_water
Latest 04 Apr 09 by flower09
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Latest by flower09
04 Apr 09
Ode To Adultery............../

I caught him with his trousers down
Her hair all messed, his face all frown
He held my gaze with full blown guilt
While she tried to pul ...
02 Apr 09, by HavenoIdea
Latest 02 Apr 09 by perrypower
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Latest by perrypower
02 Apr 09
9 months on
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's
mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught
in a t ...
01 Apr 09, by Grace_Amazing
Replies:0
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Definition of Divorce:
Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.

:laugh ...
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29 Mar 09, by AlbaTheScot
Latest 30 Mar 09 by Ricky Prices
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Latest by Ricky Prices
30 Mar 09
Love may be blind ......
Love may be blind, but marriage Is a real eye-opener!

:silly:
29 Mar 09, by AlbaTheScot
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Why we love children
1 A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.

& ...
21 Mar 09, by Kimmi
Latest 29 Mar 09 by chris75
Replies:2
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Latest by chris75
29 Mar 09
What where they thinking of.....
Britain's most unfortunate names :ohmy:
Wed Feb 25 01:37PM
25 Feb 09, by Zara2009
Latest 06 Mar 09 by hadenoughnow
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Latest by hadenoughnow
06 Mar 09
Funny Song
For those of you in need of a smile...