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What Super Divorcee Powers do you have?
I have realised that my life is actually a figment of Stan lee's imagination for marvel comics.
In it the superhero Hawaythelads special powers able to ride ...
22 May 09,
by hawaythelads
Latest 22 May 09 by Kimmi
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Very Interesting Stuff
INTERESTING STUFF
In the
1400's, a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his ...
Latest 21 May 09 by Kimmi
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Now there's an idea...!
I received the following today. I have to say, it seems so sensible that I did hesitate where to put it. My first thought was in Financial forum
Latest 18 May 09 by liftman
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Complaints from Tourists......
This was sent from Thomas Cook Holidays - listing some of the guests' complaints during the season (they are all genuine!!)
"I th ...
16 May 09,
by rubytuesday
Latest 16 May 09 by asram
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text message between me and the ex
After a running battle across the sms with the ex harridan this morning thought these might bring a smile to your faces.
Haway
"Haven't you go ...
14 May 09,
by hawaythelads
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The trip to the doctor
Millie accompanied her husband Maurice to the doctor's office.
After he had given Maurice a full checkup, the doctor called Millie into his office, alone.
Latest 13 May 09 by mickwilz
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more rubbish jokes
how do u make lady ga ga cry
poker face
how do u make lady ga ga smile
just dance
terrible i know but had to say it
cheers ...
10 May 09,
by SPACEMANOEUVRES
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Latest 09 May 09 by ThrowingMuse
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Latest by ThrowingMuse
09 May 09
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One to make you ladies smile
EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is al ...
08 May 09,
by Itgetsbetter
Latest 08 May 09 by rosiegirl
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Tis all true peeps,,
1. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be meetings. ...
Latest 06 May 09 by dukey
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Marriage is a Relationship
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of firs ...
Latest 06 May 09 by rosiegirl
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for all the deserted women on this site
this is a poem a friend sent me when my ex moved out, having told me he'd been having an affair for months while I'd carried on doing his laundry, cooking etc:< ...
26 Apr 09,
by NellNoRegrets
Latest 05 May 09 by NellNoRegrets
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Latest by NellNoRegrets
05 May 09
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Jack's new boots - pmsl
Jack always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitc ...
Latest 01 May 09 by chris75
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26 Apr 09,
by hawaythelads
Latest 01 May 09 by chris75
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what did i say wrong?
Hi everyone, I seem to have upset my stbx wife this morning - i dont know why i only offered her a free plane ticket to Mexico!, how ungrateful i think;)
Latest 27 Apr 09 by mishmine
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A few giggles :)
I heard my wife crying in the bathroom. 'Honey? What's wrong' I asked.
'Oh, George! Just look at me: I'm getting so old! I have more gray in my hair th ...
Latest 24 Apr 09 by SPACEMANOEUVRES
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Latest by SPACEMANOEUVRES
24 Apr 09
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Hands up who likes Westlife
Hands up who like Westlife!!!
After some really rather negative and wholly quite frankly upsetting opinions in chat that Westlife are rubbish.
I have de ...
03 Apr 09,
by hawaythelads
Latest 06 Apr 09 by Jam30
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Funnies
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her voice, 'Honey, pack your ...
06 Apr 09,
by summer breeze
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How to break the ice
Anyone got any special one-lines?.......
Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you? ...
05 Mar 09,
by Alive_in_the_water
Latest 04 Apr 09 by flower09
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Ode To Adultery............../
I caught him with his trousers down
Her hair all messed, his face all frown
He held my gaze with full blown guilt
While she tried to pul ...
Latest 02 Apr 09 by perrypower
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Latest by perrypower
02 Apr 09
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9 months on
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's
mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught
in a t ...
01 Apr 09,
by Grace_Amazing
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Latest by Ricky Prices
30 Mar 09
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Why we love children
1 A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
& ...
Latest 29 Mar 09 by chris75
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Latest by hadenoughnow
06 Mar 09
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One for the girls
Was having a bad day until I read this, made me laugh for just a short while!
A woman in her thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, o ...
Latest 23 Feb 09 by Zara2009
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22 Feb 09,
by flopsy barker
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The Recession
USA have President Barack Obama, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and of course, the amazing Stevie Wonder.
England has no cash, no hope and no wonder, we have Br ...
19 Feb 09,
by Alive_in_the_water
Latest 19 Feb 09 by Zara2009
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email from the dead??
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
they spent the ...
Latest 12 Feb 09 by Grim2332
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The Very First Blonde Guy Joke!!
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding o ...
Latest 12 Feb 09 by Grim2332
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Essex Girl
As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the ...
Latest 11 Feb 09 by Grim2332
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The mum song - great
I hope this attachment works, not tried this before!
How many of us can relate to this!
Bev x ...
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The oldies are the best
Mr & Mrs Jones are having marriage problems and decide to go to marriage guidance.
They sit opposite the counsellor and he says:
"I will ask yo ...
Latest 05 Feb 09 by Lsot1
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Made me smile
I was working with a class of Year 4's yesterday the topic being Our Body and How it Works - the children had to design a poster giving 10 facts about the body. ...
Latest 05 Feb 09 by FrankieDG
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Out of the mouths of babes...
What Love means to a 4-8 year old:
Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professio ...
Latest 05 Feb 09 by FrankieDG
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